RJ Garrison
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Wulfgar no like dark dungeons. “It be great adventure!” say friend Halfling, Regis. What him know?

So Wulfgar and friends go into dungeon. Wulfgar rather be drinking ale. In tavern. With hot woman sitting on knee.
But no, Wulfgar in dungeon with bad things to help friends go on adventure.

Sigghhh.

Dungeon dark. Dank. Full of things that try hurt Wulfgar and friends. Make Wulfgar mad. Make Wulfgar kill bad things. Every corner Wulfgar and friends come to, bad thing waiting. Goblin archer shoot at Wulfgar. Goblin Champion attack Wulfgar friend, Drizzt. Wulfgar scare goblin chicken. Howling spirit scare Wulfgar.

Wulfgar not dress appropriately for dungeon. Need good armor. Have little on. Show off biceps for hot Catti-Brei. She not notice Wulfgar’s huge quad muscles. Shame.

Wulfgar want to know why come to dungeon. Why? Dead goblin have little treasure. Not worth getting shot in ankle by dumb goblin.
“Fortune and Glory.” Say Drizzt. Wulfgar tired of Fortune and Glory. Wulfgar want sleep.

“To kill the dragon, Icingdeath! And win back the Hall of Mithral.” Say dwarf friend, Bruenor Battlehammer. Ha. Him have funny name.

So all friend get together to kill dragon in dungeon Hall of Mithral. Seem like a good idea. Spiders, spirits, rogue Drow elves looking for fight. Trolls, giant lizards, ROUS’s. Bad things try to kill Wulfgar but Wulfgar kill them. They between him and mead. Never get between Wulfgar and mead!

If you look for good time getting dirty, killing bad things, protecting friends and getting curses, poison, hot lava spray and real bad no fun stuff all the time, call Drow Ranger, Drizzt. Wulfgar want to carve this into wall but all him think of is: For good time, call Drizzt. That not sound so good.

But if you look for good adventure or want good information but NO barbarian help, see Wulfgar at the 3 Dragon Tavern. Him hook you up with good adventurers for GG or pint of mead.

Now to go bear hug a dragon. This be a bad day.
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That was fun!laugh

But I think that the one who was talking was the (original) Incredible Hulk!
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Mark Campo
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if you like the original poster need help, need support playing wulfgar please call wizard of the coast, lets end wulfgars pain:-)

I agree with where the post going he should stay at home,,he does not seem to inspire the "Conan" type barbarian epic-ness stereotype and is a bit of wuss dispute the hitpoints leave it to Drizzit,
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TS S. Fulk
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LOL.

However, it's obvious you've never read the books. Wulfgar doesn't talk like this. Heck, Conan doesn't talk like this either. Both are very intelligent barbarians. Killing Icingdeath was Wulfgar's idea, because killing the dragon would give him enough cred to challenge the barbarian king. Drizzt followed him in secret.
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Wulfgar not sound like Hulk! Wulfgar make fun of Hulk?!? Hulk pound puny Wulfgar!
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